{"product_id":"doomsday-discs-oxymoron-cheese-sandwich","title":"Doomsday Discs Oxymoron Cheese Sandwich Box Set","description":"\u003c!-- DOOMSDAY DISCS OXYMORON CHEESE SANDWICH BOX SET - PRODUCT DESCRIPTION --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .oxycs-section { font-family: Quantico, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif; max-width: 780px; margin: 0 auto; }\n  .oxycs-section h2 { font-size: 22px; font-weight: 700; color: #ffffff; margin: 48px 0 8px; padding-bottom: 10px; border-bottom: 3px solid #0080FF; display: inline-block; }\n  .oxycs-section p { color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.6; }\n\n  .oxycs-flight-bar { display: flex; gap: 6px; margin: 24px 0 8px; }\n  .oxycs-flight-stat { flex: 1; background: #16171b; border: 1px solid #2a2c33; border-radius: 10px; padding: 14px 8px; text-align: center; }\n  .oxycs-flight-stat .val { font-size: 28px; font-weight: 800; color: #0080FF; display: block; line-height: 1.2; }\n  .oxycs-flight-stat .lbl { font-size: 11px; text-transform: uppercase; 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padding-bottom: 18px; }\n\n  @media (max-width: 600px) {\n    .oxycs-flight-bar { flex-wrap: wrap; }\n    .oxycs-flight-stat { min-width: calc(50% - 4px); }\n    .oxycs-box { grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; }\n    .oxycs-reasons { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n    .oxycs-plastics { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-section\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- FLIGHT NUMBERS --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFlight Numbers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-flight-bar\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-flight-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"val\"\u003e7\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lbl\"\u003eSpeed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-flight-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"val\"\u003e1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lbl\"\u003eGlide\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-flight-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"val\"\u003e3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lbl\"\u003eLift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-flight-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"val\"\u003e-2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lbl\"\u003eTurn\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-flight-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"val\"\u003e2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lbl\"\u003eFade\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"oxycs-speed-note\"\u003eThe Cheese Sandwich Box Set is the most ridiculous way to own Doomsday Discs' square Oxymoron. Inside, the disc gets a limited \"Sharp Cheddar\" stamp and becomes the cheese in a sandwich, complete with bread-slice sponges and pickle and tomato minis. The disc is not PDGA approved, and yes, Lift is a real flight number here: Doomsday added it because the square edges make the disc rise as it spins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHAT'S IN THE BOX --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the Box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"qty\"\u003ex1\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOxymoron Disc\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSquare disc with the limited \"Sharp Cheddar\" stamp\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"qty\"\u003ex2\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBread Sponges\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSponges shaped like slices of bread\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"qty\"\u003ex2\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePickle Minis\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMini marker discs, pickle style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"qty\"\u003ex1\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTomato Mini\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne more mini to top it off\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHY BUY --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Buy the Cheese Sandwich Box Set?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-reasons\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ico\"\u003e🥪\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuild the Sandwich\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStack the bread sponges, drop in the Sharp Cheddar Oxymoron, and add the pickles and tomato. It's a full sandwich you can actually throw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ico\"\u003e🧀\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLimited Sharp Cheddar Stamp\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe disc in this set wears a limited-edition \"Sharp Cheddar\" stamp you won't find on the standard Oxymoron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ico\"\u003e🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Strangest Holiday Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReleased in time to be that extra strange holiday gift. Watch the confusion when they open a box full of sandwich parts and a square disc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ico\"\u003e🥒\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMinis Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo pickle minis and a tomato mini make it more than a gag. They're real mini markers that earn a spot in the bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ico\"\u003e🪂\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Square That Flies\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnder the joke is a genuinely throwable disc. The rounded inner rim gives a natural grip, and the corners add a lift you have to see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-reason\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ico\"\u003e📸\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade for Unboxing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sandwich made of disc golf gear is built for photos, videos, and the group chat. Your phone will be out before the first throw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PLASTIC --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePlastic\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-plastics\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-plastic\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-badge\"\u003eBox Set\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSurvival\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"avail\"\u003ePremium - Grippy - Comfortable\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe box set Oxymoron comes in Survival, a grippy, comfortable blend that feels great in the hand on both backhand and forehand throws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"oxycs-faq-q\"\u003eWhat comes in the Cheese Sandwich Box Set?\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-a\"\u003eOne Oxymoron square disc with a limited \"Sharp Cheddar\" stamp, two bread-slice sponges, two pickle minis, and one tomato mini. Stack them up and you have a full cheese sandwich.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"oxycs-faq-q\"\u003eHow is this different from the standard Oxymoron?\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-a\"\u003eThe disc flies the same, but the box set adds the limited Sharp Cheddar stamp plus the bread sponges and pickle and tomato minis. It's the full gag, packaged and ready to gift.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"oxycs-faq-q\"\u003eIs the Oxymoron PDGA approved?\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-a\"\u003eNo. The square shape isn't suited to competitive disc golf, so it's made for entertainment and casual rounds. The pickle and tomato minis, however, work great as everyday mini markers.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"oxycs-faq-q\"\u003eWhat does \"Lift\" mean in the flight numbers?\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-a\"\u003eDoomsday invented it for the Oxymoron. The square edges make the disc rise upward as it spins, so they rated it Speed 7, Glide 1, Lift 3, Turn -2, Fade 2. It's tongue-in-cheek, but it's also a fair warning that this disc likes to climb.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"oxycs-faq-q\"\u003eCan I actually throw the disc?\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-a\"\u003eYes. A round inside rim on the bottom gives it a more natural grip than you'd expect from a square. It won't hold a line like a fairway driver, but it flies, and every throw is a show.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"oxycs-faq-q\"\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-a\"\u003eIt's one of the best gag gifts in disc golf. It's built for stockings, white elephant swaps, and the disc golfer who already owns every round disc out there.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"oxycs-faq-q\"\u003eAre the bread slices real sponges?\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"oxycs-faq-a\"\u003eYes. 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