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Doomsday Discs Oxymoron Cheese Sandwich Box Set

$39.99 USD
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Doomsday Discs Oxymoron Cheese Sandwich Box Set
$39.99 USD
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Flight Numbers

7Speed
1Glide
3Lift
-2Turn
2Fade

The Cheese Sandwich Box Set is the most ridiculous way to own Doomsday Discs' square Oxymoron. Inside, the disc gets a limited "Sharp Cheddar" stamp and becomes the cheese in a sandwich, complete with bread-slice sponges and pickle and tomato minis. The disc is not PDGA approved, and yes, Lift is a real flight number here: Doomsday added it because the square edges make the disc rise as it spins.

What's in the Box

x1

Oxymoron Disc

Square disc with the limited "Sharp Cheddar" stamp

x2

Bread Sponges

Sponges shaped like slices of bread

x2

Pickle Minis

Mini marker discs, pickle style

x1

Tomato Mini

One more mini to top it off

Why Buy the Cheese Sandwich Box Set?

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Build the Sandwich

Stack the bread sponges, drop in the Sharp Cheddar Oxymoron, and add the pickles and tomato. It's a full sandwich you can actually throw.

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Limited Sharp Cheddar Stamp

The disc in this set wears a limited-edition "Sharp Cheddar" stamp you won't find on the standard Oxymoron.

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The Strangest Holiday Gift

Released in time to be that extra strange holiday gift. Watch the confusion when they open a box full of sandwich parts and a square disc.

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Minis Included

Two pickle minis and a tomato mini make it more than a gag. They're real mini markers that earn a spot in the bag.

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A Square That Flies

Under the joke is a genuinely throwable disc. The rounded inner rim gives a natural grip, and the corners add a lift you have to see.

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Made for Unboxing

A sandwich made of disc golf gear is built for photos, videos, and the group chat. Your phone will be out before the first throw.

Plastic

Box Set

Survival

Premium - Grippy - Comfortable

The box set Oxymoron comes in Survival, a grippy, comfortable blend that feels great in the hand on both backhand and forehand throws.

Frequently Asked Questions

One Oxymoron square disc with a limited "Sharp Cheddar" stamp, two bread-slice sponges, two pickle minis, and one tomato mini. Stack them up and you have a full cheese sandwich.
The disc flies the same, but the box set adds the limited Sharp Cheddar stamp plus the bread sponges and pickle and tomato minis. It's the full gag, packaged and ready to gift.
No. The square shape isn't suited to competitive disc golf, so it's made for entertainment and casual rounds. The pickle and tomato minis, however, work great as everyday mini markers.
Doomsday invented it for the Oxymoron. The square edges make the disc rise upward as it spins, so they rated it Speed 7, Glide 1, Lift 3, Turn -2, Fade 2. It's tongue-in-cheek, but it's also a fair warning that this disc likes to climb.
Yes. A round inside rim on the bottom gives it a more natural grip than you'd expect from a square. It won't hold a line like a fairway driver, but it flies, and every throw is a show.
It's one of the best gag gifts in disc golf. It's built for stockings, white elephant swaps, and the disc golfer who already owns every round disc out there.
Yes. The bread slices are sponges, so they make the sandwich look the part and still have a use once the joke is over.
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